Thursday, October 13, 2011

Why Did It Take So Long?

It's official, Football has definitely gone where no Sport has gone before. Welcome my fellow sports brothers-in-arms to:

That's right. A football league of sexy hot women wearing helmets, eye black, shoulder pads and ........Wait For It..........Lingerie Gartered Panties!

Whatever Man sold this idea to venture capitalists will one day be a god of the universe. Even if the league folds, the footage will live on in the annals of sports. If you're asking yourself how I, a Raiders Til I Die rebel, got wind of this lacy league, for the record it was the devil, plain and simple.

Actually, an article about former Redskins quarterback Mark Rypien's daughter Angela Rypien caught more than my eye. She's starting quarterback for the Lingerie League's Seattle Mist. With Mark in the stands she put on a quite a show in leading her Lingerie clad ladies of Seattle over the opposing team, the Green Bay Chill 42-8.

My gurl says it must be a hoax. Well if it is, just keep hoaxing me baby!
The LFL consists of two conferences (East and West) with six teams each. It seems that it airs on Friday Night's on MTV2 and markets itself as the "True Fantasy Football." Who can argue that. They've been around for at least two seasons and this season looks to be a bra-keout year, as seen from the many on-field wardrobe malfunctions.

So Brotha, don't just stand their all gooey-eyed wondering what your gurl will say, just pack your bags for Vegas this season and get ready for a hangover in cleats. The Los Angeles Temptation take on the Las Vegas Sin at the Orleans Arena not far from the strip. Need I remind you not to bring sand to the beach?

"The Lingerie Football League has become the Ultimate Fan-Driven
Live Sports Phenomenon - Blending Action, Impact and Beauty."

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