Cyanide.
The pharmacist asks, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady explains she needs it to poison her husband.
The pharmacist's eyes get big and he says, "Lord have mercy", I can't give
you cyanide to kill your husband.
That's against the law! I'll lose my license and they'll throw both of us
in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!
Absolutely not, you CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady then reaches into her purse and pulls out a picture of her husband
in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looks at the picture and replies, "Well, Hell, you didn't
tell me you have a prescription.
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