Susan Finkelstein, a Philadelphia Phillies fan, proves loyalty befitting the Philly Fanatic.The 43-year-old housewife offered sexual relations on craigslist in exchange for two World Series game tickets featuring her beloved Phillies against the N.Y. Yanks.
Though the Philly Fanatic, a deranged fluffy green sesame street looking mascot for the team, would find it hard to win a beauty contest much less a sex for tix raffle, Susan is one step down from a buxom blonde MILF and willing to do "anything" for tix.
As buzzards luck would have it, an undercover police officer responded to the ad and Susan bit on the bait. Our buxom Philly fan was arrested for sexual solicitation. Her attorney says the wording on her craigslist ad was simply misunderstood. Meanwhile, the ad has been removed and Susan's home phone number has been disconnected, sorry fellas.
But I do hear that the Philly Fanatic is still looking to take a bite out of the Big Apple if there's someone in New York who likes fluffy green monsters between the sheets; services negotiable.
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