Sunday, July 17, 2022

Friday Fabulous Florida - Funny Felonies




For those of us who still find fun and entertainment through radio hosted media, KGO's Mark Thompson Show features a segment that highlights some of the funniest, freaky news coming out of that fabulous state known as Florida. The state that looks like an inflamed hemorrhoid hanging out the butt of our country. Yes, that Florida!

Here in California, we have the city of Los Angeles, where the extraordinary is seen as just an ordinary daily occurrence. Things like: celebrities behaving badly, 7-Eleven store crime sprees, high speed police chases (chopper footage). What Los Angeles does not have are news stories involving alligators, police pursuit of suspects riding getaway lawnmowers, drunk cops in uniform behaving badly, iguanas in toilets, swamp rescues, and of course the classic body found in a freezer investigation. 

Florida has it all, and more. Los Angeles might have legendary amusement parks, but Florida has legendary amusement parks where nearby homicide investigations, 'right down from the Whole Foods,' might involve amusement park employees smoking crack, in a cheap motel room, while still dressed in costume. 'Ho White and the Seven Dwarfs' never looked so sleazy.

Welcome to 'Friday Fabulous Florida,' where news and happenings are of the bizarre and insane, compared to most states. And you wonder, is it the weather? the politics? perhaps something in the water (besides alligators) has citizens of this so-called 'peninsula paradise' performing reality tv scenes. They make Hollywood crime productions look like fake news. And the catch to it all is many of the perpetrators and victims could qualify as 'Darwin Awards' candidates. 

But we must give the 'Gunshine State' praise for its diversity. The folks featured in 'Friday Fabulous Florida' segments come in all shapes, sizes, colors, ages, genders, and backgrounds. No one group or type of individuals are targeted. Yet, all have that one noticeable distinction linking their bizarre actions ---- it happened in Fabulous Florida!




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Saturday, July 16, 2022

SF Giants Wild 9th Inning Walk-Off HR

 

SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA - JULY 15: Mike Yastrzemski #5 of the San Francisco Giants celebrates with teammates after hitting a walk-off grand slam in the bottom of the ninth inning against the Milwaukee Brewers at Oracle Park on July 15, 2022 in San Francisco, California. (Photo by Lachlan Cunningham/Getty Images)

Lachlan Cunningham / Getty Images


It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.”


― Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities


Yes, Giants baseball fans, it was the best of times on this Orange Friday night. For those who stayed tuned in at home, you got to see a ninth inning rally where the Giants, down 5-2, scored a historic six runs, including a grand slam. Unfortunately, I was one of the fans starting to see a "season of darkness and despair" for our Giants. I'd tuned-out after watching the Giants, yet again, struggle to get a hit, especially with men on base. So, I was just as surprised as any to check the final score before calling it a night, to see an improbable 8-3 Giants victory. 

What was I thinking? I'd slipped into a Charles Dickens 'age of foolishness.' In my Giants frustration I had tuned in to some "Best of Twilight Zone" YouTube videos and completely zoned-out from baseball. 


I think it was after a clip from the episode "Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?" where the diner clerk reveals his third eye to the guy from Venus, that I went looking for a Giants game score and got the shock of the season. Ironically, I was returning to what TZ host Rod Sterling so poetically coined, "a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind.

Watching the entire Giants team and staff celebrating outfielder Mike Yastrzemski's walk-off grand slam home run, brought back scenes and memories of those unforgettable wins leading to World Series Championships in 2010, 2012, and 2014. 

For the next thirty minutes or so, I'd taken 'a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's the signpost up ahead -- your next stop, the Twilight Zone.'  

Yes, my fellow Giants fans, I had been transported back to a time of team euphoria, with Journey's 'Don't Stop Believe 'in' blaring from the television. It was the Best of Times!

Final Score

Brewers 5
Giants 8


Tuesday, July 12, 2022

When Your Lawyer Testifies Against You



Unprincipled - (of a person or their behavior) not acting in accordance with moral principles. (Oxford dictionary)

Ex. 'there could hardly be a more graphic illustration of how putting power in the hands of unprincipled people can bring a community down, if it yields to such power.'

For the unprincipled man who has hidden behind high-paid lawyers since going into business as a young man, today a lawyer led investigators to the hideout. What they found were additional pieces of evidence against the unprincipled man, showing his participation in crimes committed against his country. No more skating over accusations of obstruction of justice and inciting an insurrection. The noose is tightening around the man who it's believed cheered on from the oval office, 'Hang Mike Pence!' chants.

His followers, supporters and enablers have no choice but to finally see, hear and hopefully process, the lies and untruths told them by this unprincipled man.  Public exposure of an unprincipled man's crimes is not an easy pill to swallow for those who blindly pledged loyalty to him. The guilt and embarrassment can be physically debilitating and emotionally depressing, not to mention the legal liability for some.

Learning that loyalty to one so unprincipled is a one-way street, with no reciprocal value, is demoralizing. Thoughts of hearing how foolish you were to not listen to reason and pull away from this unprincipled man sooner, might haunt you.

"Oh, I say and I say it again, you been had!  Ya been took!  Ya been Hoodwinked!  Bamboozled!  Led astray!  Run amok!"  (1992 movie Malcolm X)

There's no shame in being misled by unprincipled beings. The shame and pitifulness are refusing acceptance of truths when lies and untruths are fully exposed. If victims of this unprincipled man's misguidance now find themselves feeling lost and looking for answers, know that un-radicalized faith, family, and country have been and continue to be awaiting you with open arms.  Forgiveness is a principle practiced by most faiths.

Having to choose between continued manipulation by a cult-like zealot who preys on one's fears and discontent versus beginning the process of healing by eliminating negative forces that incite/persuade negative thoughts and actions, is a 'come-to-Jesus' moment. 

A good percentage of Americans find themselves having to choose at this moment. The country needs the love and compassion of all her citizens at this time, regardless of faith, gender, race, political party, financial status, geographic location. 

Our country found itself on the brink of a government takeover once this unprincipled man refused to accept losing an election. America, a country that has withstood and overcome much in its 246-year independence as a democratic nation, was almost divided and conquered by one man's inability to 'be a man' of principle and integrity. What he did was unprincipled, unprecedented and unconstitutional, not to say Un*Presidental.

It would be a crime for the world to lose such a great nation behind lies and unprincipled actions of one disillusioned man. But it almost happened and there is still a threat of it happening if steps aren't taken to 'shore up' our constitution and expose the unprincipled man and his lies.

So, for those who are still caught-up in the cult of this unprincipled man, understand and try to see the bigger picture of the clear and present danger he poses to you, your family, your community and your country. As with signs of domestic violence, the abuse began way before it became physical.

Disagreeing with our fellow citizens or policies of our country should not lead to violence and/or overthrowing our entire governing system. The dangers of extremist discontent toward government can and have resulted in citizens choosing to support and follow an unprincipled leader. And as we've seen happen, when an unprincipled man stokes the flames of our discontent, he does so for his own selfish reasons. What his deceived supporters and followers are left with is a country susceptible to plague, famine, violence, division, death. "A house divided cannot stand"  

"A house divided against itself cannot stand."

I believe this government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free.

I do not expect the Union to be dissolved - I do not expect the house to fall - but I do expect it will cease to be divided.

It will become all one thing, or all the other.


note: Bill Kristol - This Is Why We We're Never-Trump (The Bulwark Podcast)