How about an injection of illegal HDH steroid in the booty.
Nothing says I love you like a syringe filled dose of "THE JUICE" being pumped through her veins. That woman of your life will know not only that you love her but that you'll share with her your deepest secrets.
It didn't matter that the man who injected her has no hint of a medical degree, the fact that you'd have another man "JUICE" her up for you was enough to convince her of your trust and devotion to her. And why not talk about it on national television to rekindle the love.
So you still not sure what to get your girl for Valentine's Day? Roger Clemens Knows!
Friends don't let friends inject their wives with steroids, period.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
Hey, I need a "Booty Boost"! Where do I sign up? Oh Boy, I'm just kidding, but Thanks for your twist on the subject. . .
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