Fox Top News Stories For Today

Sometimes I wonder just what this country of ours is coming to. If a person living 100 years ago was able to peek at today's news headlines they'd think Satan himself had taken over the country. They'd probably agree that Armageddon had arrived in year 2000 and the headlines are typical of daily activities in Hell. Actually it was the year that George Bush was elected as our 43rd President, mere coincidence. There's simply nothing else to explain the madness.


And here now the news:

• Former Student Guns Down 5 Before Killing Self at Illinois University
• O.J. Simpson's Girlfriend Hospitalized With 'Severe Head Injury'
• Peeping Tom Arrested After Hiding Under North Carolina Man's Bed
• Gorillas Caught Making Love, Human Style
• Report: Man Questioned in Brutal Murder of New York City Psychologist Released
• Female Referee Removed From Officiating Boys' Basketball Game by Religious School
• Handshake Saves Man's Life: Doctor Diagnoses Man's Brain Tumor Through 'Spongy' Handshake
• Mom Finds Blade in Valentine's Day Heart Lollipop
• San Diego Border Patrol Discovers Wire Possibly Strung to Decapitate Agents
• 'Today' Show Apologizes for Jane Fonda's Use of C-Word
• Siblings Celebrate 391 Years of Wedded Bliss
• Pentagon Plans to Shoot Down Failing Satellite
• Hezbollah Chief Declares War on Israel After Militant Commander's Death
• Billy Ray Cyrus Says He, Miley Just Forgot to Buckle Up
• Cops Investigate California Child Abduction; Parents Blamed
• Federal Appeals Court Overturns Texas Sex-Toy Ban
• Best Buy Sued for $54M Over Lost Laptop
• CDC Warns of 'Choking Game' After 82 Youths Die