Its March - Get Ready To Dine

Willy Wonka: There's no earthly way of knowing/Which direction they are going... There's no knowing where they're rowing...

Mr. Salt: [weakly echoing] Rowing...

Willy Wonka: Or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining, is it snowing?/Is a hurricane a-blowing?

[sharp gasp]

Willy Wonka: Not a speck of light is showing/So the danger must be growing... Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?/Is the grisly Reaper mowing?/Yes! The danger must be growing/'Cause the rowers keep on rowing/

[practically screaming]

Willy Wonka: And they're certainly not showing/Any sign that they are slowing!
[lets out a high-pitched, almost unearthly scream]

Zack Bigalke lists some interesting facts about the NCAA basketball tournament in a 'By The Numbers' article on his Sports Unbiased website.  

Here are the dates and locations of the 2014 tournament.  For us who gobble down sports like a fat man at a pie eating contest, tis the season to empty out our bowels and get ready for some serious gluttony.  For on the March menu is a dish like no other; madness.

In the infamous words of Willy Wonka; Across the desert lies the promised land. Nil desperandum (never despair)

AUGUSTUS GLOOP  [as cameras flash] I'm eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut, or walnut, or peanut butter, or nougat, or butter brittle, or caramel, or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket.