Raiders Popping Off The 2010 Season Sunday

Now I'm not a gun person. I've been to the gun range once in my life and had the Dirty Harry pleasure of pumping a few rounds out of a magnum .44. Let me tell you, you don't want to find yourself at the wrong end of a magnum .44. The compression from the blast wriggles your face like that of skydivers plunging to earth. It requires a tight two-fisted grip which you watch flung above your forehead after discharging that sucker. Every Time!

I share this because as a Raiders fan I want to see my team put out that much firepower and force on the field this season. I know we're a much improved team. I know we'll compete more this season than we have in seven seasons. I'm tired of being proud to be a fan of a losing team in disarray. There is no more talking. There is no more tomorrow. There is no more JaMarcus..................The Shit Starts Sunday!

I wanna see the Oakland Raiders get Dirty Harry Nasty. I want a F@Cking Championship!

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?