Imagine walking into your favorite team's stadium wearing this T-shirt. Its even better on the back where the list of services range from:
Forensic autopsies
Tissue & organ procurement
Exhumation & disinterment
Post-mortem DNA analysis
Unlike my favorite sports team the "Oakland Raiders," who cut up their specimens while still alive on the field, autopsy technicians don't begin cutting and probing until the bleeding stops and the corpse/cadaver has gone through rigor mortis.
I purchased this t-shirt at a thrift store figuring to wear it during the next Halloween. And as you Raider fans know; Halloween brings out the best of us Silver&Black fans at the stadium. So, I look forward to this year's ghoulish festivities and gameday costumes surrounding the Oct. 31st Day of the Dead.
On another note, I found there is actually a www.1800autopsy.com website that provides all the services listed on the t-shirt and some. The guy who began the company, Vidal Herrera, actually drives around Los Angeles in a van with 1-800-AUTOPSY on the side along with the services provided. Now here's a guy who saw a need and filled it. Here's a link to the story on how Vidal started his business: 1-800-AUTOPSY.
I'll bet my gameday barbecue hot link sandwich that good'ol Vidal is a Raiders fan. Why? Because anyone who can stay calm and focused while cutting open a carcass that resembles their own must either be committed to excellence or committed to an insane asylum. I take it our boy Vidal is committed to the former; Excellence.
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